RAGBRAI XXXI

Page Of Shame
This page represents the worst of Team Mosquito.  If you think you'll be offended, leave immediately.  The purpose of this page is negative reinforcement.  In another words, maybe some shame will keep them from doing it next year.

The Quotes

"Sometimes you just gotta set 'er down..."   
Kyle Hecker / Private Pilot / Ragbrai Warrior who sleeps Naked

Peg:  "There's some naked guy sleeping in his tent!"
Brenda: "That's Kyle."
Peg: "Thanks, I didn't need to know that."

"Here, hold my beer.  You wanna go for a hot lap?"
Brett Rausch [hopping into an old lady's car at Casey's before going on a joyride with her]

"I don't care if you shotgun it, just don't puke on me."   IHP Officer to Kelly Nissen
"Have you been naughty?  Do you need a spanking?"  Kelly Nissen [dressed in Catholic schoolgirl outfit]
"Stand down, ma'am."   IHP Officer's reply

"Somebody should have warned you......."   Brett Rausch

"You give somebody half a cocktail....and all hellbreaks loose."   Chris Murders

"I have the feeling we are about to become unhinged."   Kyle Hecker

"For God's sake, Rausch, no more spooning!"  Matt - every night

"My ass is killing me.  Where's the tent?  How long have you been here?  Is there a shower?" Yvonne Mans

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"Has anyone seen the alien? That bastard poked me in the eye."	"Up yours! You didn't tell me I had to ride 500 miles this week."
"Ahhh, beer money."	Rausch was elated to hear this news.
"Not a banana, you idiot!"	"Wait a second, you said you dropped a contact."
"Look what someone did!"	"Hold on, my braces are stuck to your belly button ring."
"Yes, I have been bad. I've been bad all day."	"I don't know what you guys were talking about, RAGBRAI is easy."
"Hey, you said you were going to pour the beer in my mouth."	"Wait a minute, I said scratch my back!"